Say it with me.
I am a citizen of Walmart.
This is my country that I fight for and protect.
Her the most beautiful land of my birth and family.
The womb which protects and feeds me.
No longer can I call myself British or Briton. My brother citizens will no longer call themselves American, Indonesian or Libyan but all soldiers of Walmart, ready to spread liberty and cheap products to every corner of the globe. We will institute our global domination and every man will have a brother, with a name badge an orange hairnet and a blue uniform. We will sell sell sell until they can resist no more, and then will shoot those that do. Then we will sell their lifeless bodies back to their loved ones. BOGOF. Then into the incinerator with them all. The halls of the dead. The names of our forefathers and those that have died before us are held almighty and holy above ourselves. See the names upon the wall, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Hershey.
All martyrs.
Bless us now brothers in this year of our lord coca cola zero.