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Posts archive for: June, 2009
  • I vant to drink your Blood

    Giving blood is a good deed, give life so they say. Unfortunately the travelling vampire troupes don't like the taste of the cannaboids in my blood and exempt me from this morally cleansing process.
    I've seen it in office canteens and college sports halls, lines and lines of white gurneys each with a pale looking civilian prone upon it. The red stuff being pumped out of 100 arms simultaneously, nutrious plasma coated in millions of little red cells, hurtling from warm vein to cold syringe into clear turning-scarlet bag, thick and slippy.
    Then it lays there in blood banks, hundreds of them lay awaiting, like props for Night of The Red Bloody Terror 17, soon to swill around dissected bodies, upon operating tables, splashing on surgeons sleeves and sterile masks. Flooding bodily cavities that you will never suspect of having, rushing around inside you blood of one hundred different people mixing and flowing with yours. Maybe you'll end up runing on someone elses blood entirely, say 4pints of johns 2 of sues and 1 of bobbies.
    Some Tribal people used to eat the hearts of their enemies after battles believing that the dead warriors attributes will be granted to them. What if you get a lazy guys blod. Or a paedo, god forbid a muslim radical. Or a radical Muslim Paedo! Save us mommy.
    I don't know if muslims give blood but the BNP better look out for that one, do you think they know that there hardest racist warriors of the white mans cause are getting their open wounds washed out with an Asian mans blood. They would cry to think of all those lives saved by African blood. Do you think they ask what colour the arm it came form was before they have that life saving operation?

  • A do ran ran ran a do ran Iran

    There was a protest in Birmingham City Centre yesterday against the actions of Irans government against it own people. The Iranian immigrant population (and friends) gathered in a Main Square in the city with placards banners and loud speakers and for the rest of the day shouted forth that Iran should be free and it's people unharrassed.
    Just who they were shouting it at I'm not too sure? There was no representative of Irans political authority there, no stand-in Ayatollah for them to vent their anger against. So who was it aimed at? Is Ahmejinedad sitting watching the BBC world service thinking 'Shit they're protesting in Birmingham, pull back the troops and on the double!'
    If these people really want change in their country then they should go over there and try to make it happen not stand here in Birmingham, in 'free' Britain and espouse their views on what is wrong with their country. Of course if many of these people go back they will be persecuted, jailed, beaten, maybe killed, but is that not the price many people have already paid across the globe to achieve 'freedom' and 'democracy' for the homeland?
    Well I guess thats easy for me to say.
    Protesting is an easy way to feel involved withyout actually having to do anything, it achieves nothing and is no longer a viable way of getting political change. The protests in Iran itself have not made any difference so what do they think this one in Birmingham will do? Of course a show of solidarity is always welcome and I stand with the Iranian people (well some) that are trying to get more freedoms.

  • Oh Come all Ye Faithful (it's 50% off!)

    Say it with me.
    I am a citizen of Walmart.
    This is my country that I fight for and protect.
    Her the most beautiful land of my birth and family.
    The womb which protects and feeds me.
    No longer can I call myself British or Briton. My brother citizens will no longer call themselves American, Indonesian or Libyan but all soldiers of Walmart, ready to spread liberty and cheap products to every corner of the globe. We will institute our global domination and every man will have a brother, with a name badge an orange hairnet and a blue uniform. We will sell sell sell until they can resist no more, and then will shoot those that do. Then we will sell their lifeless bodies back to their loved ones. BOGOF. Then into the incinerator with them all. The halls of the dead. The names of our forefathers and those that have died before us are held almighty and holy above ourselves. See the names upon the wall, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Hershey.
    All martyrs.
    Bless us now brothers in this year of our lord coca cola zero.

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