So far no-one has noticed how many gormless morons are roaming unchecked around you local town.
They shuffle along, heads lolling freely on neckless shoulders.
Drool hangs from lower lips, slowly seeping into the hours old fag end that has become melded to their nicotine stained maws.
Crumbs from the last double cheeseburger adorn their piss soaked clothes and they talk in neanderthal grunts that cannot be recognised as any known language.
See how many you can spot today??!

2008-03-31 @ 19:13