Enthused by 10Loves10's seven facts and tagged to write my own, and since i have nothing interesting to say, here we are...

1. I am a musical genius(no proof required)coming to a town near you soon!

2. I live in a squat with two vegetables

3. I like cats

4. I don't like bitches

5. I can ride my bicycle for 15 seconds with no hands!

6. Music is the food of love

7. At the age of 13 I was cautioned for setting fire to the doormat of my local church with a lighter and a can of hairspray.

Okay anyway, now you've had an insight into my sad existence I'm gonna tag some people to do the same...and the lucky winners are:

Albert_Soviets
bwale
kafai
technomist
ouroborosis
tel1342
waves

If you're already included in someone elses list then ignore this or if not it's probably best if you just ignore it anyway.