Woke up this morning extremely bored. Bored with work bored with the food I ate for breakfast and the boring tea I dribbled down my boring unshaven chin. Im fed up with the ten minute walk to the train station Im fed up with the wait for the train. Im annoyed by the man sitting opposite I dont like his boring suit or his boring haircut. Im sick of the walk from train to work, flanked by corporate mannequins who look as bored as me.
Let us marvel at the exciting times of the 21st century. The home the office the home the food the tv the book the bed then start again.